It has come to my notice that there may be a plague of brats at the Cellar. This seems to be a clandestine group of subs intent on sowing chaos and disorder at the club. To combat this I am forming a group of "Brat Catchers" to deal with the problem - if you want to join the fight on the side of order then contact me. If anyone catches sight of such a brat then they are to apprehend or capture the beast and inform me immediately for an intensive course of de-programming.
I am sorry for an inconveniance caused (except to the brats).
There is now a corner of the dungeon for dealing with the brats.
You have to be a member of the "Brat Catchers" to open the door.